Tigers are amazing animals. They look graceful strolling across a grassland, yawning and seeming at peace. But let's face it, they are much more exciting when they are ferociously chasing down a lunch victim. If this wasn't the case the Nature Channel wouldn't constantly air shows like Tigers: Predators in the Wild. 

I talked with this guy on the phone today.  He stutters.  Real bad.  That's not the worst of it, though, English is his second language.  Imagine that. 

Every day I drive my children to school. As I sit in the drop-off lane, I am always saddened and perplexed by the fact that people who are utterly without common sense are procreating.

The other day I was in Target, minding my own business, when I heard this rather large, black woman scream, "Echinacea! Echinacea! Echinacea! Where you at girl?" I wasn't sure why she was standing in the middle of the aisle shouting out the name of a vitamin. But then all of a sudden there was a little pudgy girl, with large eyes screaming just as loudly, "Here I am Mama."

I was over at a buddy's house the other day when he took his socks off and smelled them.  I just looked at him quietly, formulating a few thoughts in my head before one finally surfaced.