Who came up with the rule that old people are always right?  If you are not yet considered an adult, it is against the rules to argue with an adult.

Especially a senior citizen.

They are right and that's that. Well, I call bullshit. If you're wrong, you're wrong.  Walker or no walker. 

I was 17 when I learned this rule the hard way.

Encounters with morons are a given in retail jobs but I think I have an example that just might take the cake.  

Years ago I had a job as a stocker in a grocery store.  One night, while waiting for a truck to come in, the stock crew was killing time facing the store. For those of you unfamilliar with the term facing, this is where we go through the whole dammed store and make sure every product is facing the right way.  It’s torture. 

Have one thing in common.  They can both pull off the lone mustache.  That's right gay guys and country boys can have the mustache by itself.  Occasionally a black guy can also pull it off but if you see a white guy and he's got just the mustache ten times out of ten he's decked out in either camouflage or Banana Republic. 

If it weren't for jewelry store commercials I might not feel so strongly about this.  Diamond advertisements are so terrible.  What is it about expensive rocks that make them represent love and commitment?  I think it's disgusting.