 Moooooog35 is a short guy who lives in Southern New Hampshire. He has never had sex with a cow, contrary to what his police record says. He has two kids, a beautiful wife, and a small dog that he kicks regularly and who he would like to die soon (as he's tired of picking up her sh*t from his lawn...although, the peanut-butter-on-his-penis thing really is quite a perk in having a pet). You can find him online, blogging away, at: Mental Poo
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Thursday, 12 June 2008 |
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 Dear Assface,
You don't know me, but I know you. You see...I'm the poor bastard who had the privilege of driving behind your car today... ...on my motorcycle... ...on the highway. |
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Monday, 02 June 2008 |
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 I was over at one of my buddy's blogs the other day.
I tend to do this a lot, because work sucks and they don't let me download porn. Anyway, he was writing about "Laws of the Bathroom ." He neglected one very important bathroom law... ...of which I'll expand here using one of my very own recent experiences. |
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Sunday, 25 May 2008 |
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 We should sell electric razors to polar bears.
That's the conclusion I've come to after environmentally friendlinizing ... environmentalizing ... environinzing ... friendlyerating ... ...after buying some new lightbulbs for my house. Friggin' hippies don't make the explanations easy. Anyway...after suffering through the movie "Arctic Tale" I realized the following: |
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Tuesday, 13 May 2008 |
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 There's a reason why I'm not a business owner.
I fear that people in the town would run me out. Let me explain. The other day, the wife and I were driving home from a crappy dinner at the local "Friday's" (Friday's motto: "You WILL be served by idiots." ), when we drove by a DayCare center. "SmartyPants Academy" |
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