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Moooooog35

Moooooog35 is a short guy who lives in Southern New Hampshire. He has never had sex with a cow, contrary to what his police record says.

He has two kids, a beautiful wife, and a small dog that he kicks regularly and who he would like to die soon (as he's tired of picking up her sh*t from his lawn...although, the peanut-butter-on-his-penis thing really is quite a perk in having a pet).

You can find him online, blogging away, at:  Mental Poo


 



Jack Sparrow and the Class-3 Felony PDF Print E-mail
Written by Moooooog35   
Saturday, 23 February 2008

ImageImageAh, to be a four year old pirate.

You get ALL the chicks.

Let me explain . . . 

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Nice Tooth, Helga PDF Print E-mail
Written by Moooooog35   
Saturday, 16 February 2008

ImageImageJust show them the lobsters…then back the f*ck away.

The Deli lady.

Three hundred pounds of two-tooth, white trash, cheese-dispensing terror.

Freaks. Me. Out. 

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