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Chelsea Christensen

Chelsea Christensen is a slightly crazy Canadian living in England who survives off telling it like it is, who is quite surprised the English authorities extended her visa after all the phone conversations they must have been recording where the word 'bomb' was used excessively.

She really has tried to stop saying 'that's da bomb!' but old habits die hard.

Two dogs are her daily medecine, along with a job in the finance industry that helps put things in perspective. But in the end, she is still the same old crazy Canadian who has a real love for Ace of Base and Eminem at the same time.




Pooping Dog PDF Print E-mail
Written by Chelsea Christensen   
Sunday, 16 March 2008

ImageImageDo you ever take your dog running with you? I decided to take mine last night for the first time ever because, well, the vet said he was getting a fat. I now know how a mother feels when she is told her child is fat. Fatty fat fatty. Needless to say, I was outraged at the thought I would have an obese dog that might one day be paraded on national television and mocked as the fattest shih tzu ever and then subjected to 'fat dog rehab' and eating only salad for the rest of his life (even though he likes salad).

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That Is So High School Musical Of You! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Chelsea Christensen   
Monday, 25 February 2008

ImageImageWhat is it with arts & entertainment having such a huge impact on society when really, everyone I talk to says they don't have time to watch TV, or that they hate TV, or that they would rather sit around and watch paint dry then watch tv? And on top of this, and if no one actually watches TV, then why is everything that everyone says always described by something they've seen on TV? 

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When she couldn't think of what to say PDF Print E-mail
Written by Chelsea Christensen   
Saturday, 16 February 2008

ImageImage When you're graced by the presence (or rather, virtual presence) of one who actually thinks your a good writer and funny, it is almost guaranteed that you will run out of inspiration of what to write. 

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Mullets and Rattails and Beards (Oh My!)

Wednesday, 06 February 2008 | Ross Cavins

article thumbnailThe South is a wonderful place to live but we have some customs that should just plain die.  I'm speaking of course of the mullet.  That essentially redneck hairstyle that consists of...
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An Open Letter to Guapo, my Janitor

Saturday, 08 March 2008 | Moooooog35

article thumbnailDear Guapo:First off, let me congratulate you on your achievement as "Head Janitor" of my building (although you are the ONLY janitor for my building, this really must be an ego...
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Second Day Socks

Tuesday, 29 January 2008 | Ross Cavins

article thumbnailI was over at a buddy's house the other day when he took his socks off and smelled them.  I just looked at him quietly, formulating a few thoughts in my head before one finally...
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