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- F. Lawrence Caslin
Chris Carlisle

 Masquerading as a mild-mannered office drone during the day, Chris Carlisle is actually an aspiring humor columnist. Along with his super awesome contributions here at Scrivel, Chris self-syndicates a weekly(ish) online humor column called The Dimmer Switch which is enjoyed by tens of people... less than half of which are  related to him. Chris' writing has appeared in various locations both online and in print, but lately he can mostly be found tinkering with his personal website (chriscarlisle.net ).

When not online, Chris can be found at his home in southwest Ohio where he lives with his wife, two daughters, two dogs, two cats, a pony, and an assortment of small disposable pets whose numbers vary from week to week.

As a seasoned interweb celebrity, Chris's diet consists mostly of a steady supply of energy drinks and Cool Ranch Doritos. Because of this, Chris must supplement his diet with a steady source of positive feedback in order to survive.  You can contribute to Chris's continued existence by either leaving a comment or by sending him an email at me@chriscarlisle.net

 



Goodbye Cruel World (of Warcraft) PDF Print E-mail
Written by Chris Carlisle   
Tuesday, 11 March 2008

ImageImageFor all intents and purposes, the following is a suicide note.

Okay, I’m not really killing myself (you can stop emailing me the suicide prevention hotline number).  Well, not my physical self at least.   I am however killing off a virtual version of myself, so while it does deal with the ceasing of life it’s in the virtual and not literal sense.  I guess you could call it a WoWicide.

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Beading Myself Senseless PDF Print E-mail
Written by Chris Carlisle   
Saturday, 23 February 2008

ImageImageMy daughter recently acquired a Native American Bead Loom (made in Taiwan, which apparently was where the Cherokee settled after walking the Trail of Tears) with the noble intent of making friendship bracelets.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with them, Friendship Bracelets are basically the Native American equivalent of a Myspace Friend Request. 

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You Want Me To Do What?

Tuesday, 06 May 2008 | Mimzie Beaumont

article thumbnailThere are very few people in the world who are able to do exactly what they want as far as careers are concerned. When I was little I wanted to be a model. Once I realized that I wasn’t pretty...
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Why Do Televangelists Look Like Televangelists?

Monday, 14 April 2008 | F. Lawrence Caslin

article thumbnailEver notice how certain groups of people tend to look the same?  Nerds develop the neat haircut and mismatched clothing.  Construction workers get tattoos and grow stubby beards. ...
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What I won't do for $12 an hour

Thursday, 17 April 2008 | Dorky Dad

article thumbnailI've had a lot of jobs in my life, many of them ugly. I cleaned air conditioners over a summer, which turned my snot gray. I worked an amazing five years at McDonald's -- five years! -- where...
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