 Chelle B., aka The Offended Blogger, is an equal opportunity offender who lives near Grand Teton National Park in Southeastern Idaho.
Her favorite past times are hunting, fishing and making fun of tourists. She loves Jesus, and spends most of her free time hanging out at his taco truck. She is known for issuing Fatwas against people and things that piss her off, and she often outsources her blogging to third-world nations because she believes wholeheartedly in unbridled capitalism and she is unafraid to tell any communist bastard who disagrees to go to hell!!! You can find her blogging at: The Offended Blogger or email her at offendedblogger (at) gmail (dot) com.
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Thursday, 26 June 2008 |
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  So have you been to the website about Stuff White People Like yet? Well I have, and let me tell you I was sure it would offend even me, since I have been a white girl for, well, practically my entire life.
I say practically because there was that one summer back in the 80's when I tried looking black by corn-rowing my hair and using self-tanner. |
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Monday, 16 June 2008 |
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 "People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Ugh, I love that song. The other day it came on the radio and got me to thinking about all the strange people I know. Believe me, there are quite a few! Pretty soon, I decided that I wanted to pick the brain of one of the strangest people I know, so, naturally, I chose my friend who is a *******. |
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Thursday, 29 May 2008 |
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 No offense, but I am really jealous of old people, particularly the ones we call ‘snowbirds’ who migrate up here each year to the Greater Yellowstone area. Like clockwork they arrive here in flocks to spend their summers lounging around all day at the local RV parks, taking up all the best spots and basking in the glow of their golden years.
Ugh. I really hate them.
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Thursday, 01 May 2008 |
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 “So um, no offense, but…”
Don't you just love those words? I know I do!
In fact, I use them all the time, and I really encourage everyone to use them too. Those five little words can do so much to lessen the negative impact we humans are having on the world around us and they can also greatly reduce the ‘offensive footprint’ we leave as we go through life.
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