Cletus H. Gibson hails to us from the bowels of the Appalachian mountains where until 2008, electricity was a luxury used sparingly. Even as you read this, Cletus writes his pieces long-hand and sends them via courier (mule) to the nearest internet cafe where a teenager named Frank enters them in for free moonshine.
Cletus was once part of the infamous Chuck and Cletus duo, but when Cletus slept with Chuck's sister, Geraldine, without prior permission, a riff formed between them. Subsequent attempts at reconciliation were rebuffed without comment, despite Cletus swearing it was just that one time and he didn't even get off (Geraldine's one blue eye and one brown eye kept distracting him).
Sometimes it takes months for news and information to make it to Cletus in his mountain abode so he is prone to spout off about events considered "old-hat" to the regular world. One thing he can guarantee is a different perspective on the world at large. Or at least what he can see from his front porch.
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Just in time for Christmas 2008, Mattel releases the most popular Barbie set yet!
The Barbie Ho-on-the-Go Collection.
Remember when you or your little sister played with Barbies growing up? Remember wishing that Barbie were more grown up? Your prayers have been answered.
Never before has there ever been a more requested doll.
I know what you're thinking, but I ain't got no problem with women drivers. Not when they're driving. As long as they ain't putting on no makeup or talking on the phone or beating some kid in the back seat while they're trying to drive, I ain't got no problem.
But I got a favor to ask. When you park your car, get the f*ck out of it.
Barbie Ho-on-the-Go CollectionWednesday, 26 November 2008 | Cletus H. Gibson Just in time for Christmas 2008, Mattel releases the most popular Barbie set yet! The Barbie Ho-on-the-Go Collection. Remember when you or your little sister played with Barbies growing... >> Read More >>
Happy ThanksgivingThursday, 27 November 2008 | F. Lawrence Caslin Since this is our first Thanksgiving together, we here at Scrivel want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. We know it's a cliche but we're saying it anyway.With that crap aside, why are... >> Read More >>
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Cletus H. Gibson hails to us from the bowels of the Appalachian mountains where until 2008, electricity was a luxury used sparingly. Even as you read this, Cletus writes his pieces long-hand and sends them via courier (mule) to the nearest internet cafe where a teenager named Frank enters them in for free moonshine.
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Just in time for Christmas 2008, Mattel releases the most popular Barbie set yet! 
Ever order a pizza and wish you had another? 
I know what you're thinking, but I ain't got no problem with women drivers. Not when they're driving. As long as they ain't putting on no makeup or talking on the phone or beating some kid in the back seat while they're trying to drive, I ain't got no problem.
