Cletus H. Gibson hails to us from the bowels of the Appalachian mountains where until 2008, electricity was a luxury used sparingly.  Even as you read this, Cletus writes his pieces long-hand and sends them via courier (mule) to the nearest internet cafe where a teenager named Frank enters them in for free moonshine.

Cletus was once part of the infamous Chuck and Cletus duo, but when Cletus slept with Chuck's sister, Geraldine, without prior permission, a riff formed between them.  Subsequent attempts at reconciliation were rebuffed without comment, despite Cletus swearing it was just that one time and he didn't even get off (Geraldine's one blue eye and one brown eye kept distracting him).

Sometimes it takes months for news and information to make it to Cletus in his mountain abode so he is prone to spout off about events considered "old-hat" to the regular world.  One thing he can guarantee is a different perspective on the world at large.  Or at least what he can see from his front porch.

You can reach him at:  cletus@scrivel.com

Editor's Note:  The H. stands for Harley.  Cletus won't say any more about it.