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People You Should Probably Never Marry PDF Print E-mail
Written by Suzy Soro   
Friday, 11 April 2008

ImageImage1.    Sweeney Todd.
2.    Anyone who asks you if his Crocs go with his tie.
3.    Someone who watches their money as if it's a dinosaur egg hatching. High up in a tree. On Jupiter. 

4.    Pack rats. Unless you're planning on murdering someone and hiding the body in their basement.
5.    Someone who thinks Burger King is a restaurant.
6.    A surgeon. Trust me on this one.

Attorney.
Actual Attorney Photo.
7.    An attorney. Trust me on this one.
8.    A mortgage broker. Trust me on this one.
9.    A musician. I think that one is self-explanatory.
10.    Showgirls, unless you already have herpes.
11.    People who try and quash any dream you have, even if it involves being the quarterback for the 2012 Patriots season and you're 45. And female.
12.    Someone who has a lot more money than you. That is not going to end well. Except for the attorneys.
13.    See number 5. 




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thatchick Author | 2008-04-11 07:05:44
Hilarious!

I also want to put a warning label on my ex-husband.
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Bee - ? IP:68.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-04-11 10:16:49

Is there anybody left?
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Vicki - so true! IP:216.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-04-11 13:57:01
I've dated a mortgage broker who was also a musician and you are 100% correct on both!!!
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