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"What the stuffed animals on your dashboard say about you." Much like people analyze the content of their dreams, I have come up with a way to determine someone's personality by merely looking at the number and type of stuffed animals they have displayed inside their cars. I know, you've been dying for this stuff. You're welcome. Here we go: ***** Cut here *****
Number of animals: One stuffed animal displayed in rear window: You have a forgetful child. Either that, or you're a loser. Two or more stuffed animals displayed (front or rear): You eat TV dinners alone while watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune in your underwear. Loser. Three or more stuffed animals: Seriously. What's wrong with you? Don't forget your therapy appointment at 4 o'clock. You also need a refill on your Prozac. You're also adopted. Type of animals:  The ultimate in loser stuffed animals.
Dog: You're simply sad, because your dog truly is your only best friend. On the bright side, at least it's not a cat. There's actually hope for you, unless that IS actually your dog on the dashboard. Having a real dog indicates that this is the "bait" you use for attracting children. You need to be committed. Mythical Animal: If you are displaying a unicorn, dragon, etc., etc., then you're a 6 year old girl and shouldn't be driving. Either that, or you're a female Goth who puts out for guys in long robes and Robin Hood boots. You often attend Renaissance Faires and have a "list" of people you want killed. If you have a tongue ring, please call me. ***** Cut here ***** There you have it. Hope it helps. Next week we unveil the mystery behind people who wear sunglasses indoors. |
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