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Little Sh*ts Academy PDF Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

ImageImageThere's a reason why I'm not a business owner.

I fear that people in the town would run me out.

Let me explain.

The other day, the wife and I were driving home from a crappy dinner at the local "Friday's" (Friday's motto: "You WILL be served by idiots." ), when we drove by a DayCare center.

"SmartyPants Academy"

Wife: "That's a cute name."

Me: "We should open a daycare."

Wife: "Why?"

Me: "Put in a lot of closet space, get a few bags of kibble and - WHAM! - easy money."

(wife shakes head)

Me: "We could come up with a great name."

Wife: "Smart Asses"

Little Shits Academy
There's always room at The Little Shits Academy.
Me: "Nice one.  How 'bout, "Little Shits?""

Wife: "I don't think we'd get a high enrollment for 'Little Shits Academy.'"

Me: "Maybe not...but it would make an awesome t-shirt.  "My Kid is a Little Shit" or "My Little Shit is smarter than your Smart Ass.""

*pause* 

Wife: "Maybe we should stick to opening a strip bar."

Me: "I agree...and as an extra bonus, we can still use the "Smart Asses" name."

Opening soon.

Bring your little shits.

 




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Miss J - Queen of the Universe IP:68.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-05-14 22:37:01
Just don't COMBINE the strip club and the day care center. Ewww.
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Southern gal - ? IP:71.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-05-18 23:35:58
Q. What would you call Potty Training at the Little Shits Academy?

A. ...Shitty Training?

Probably not a good endorsement for an 'Academy'.
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Daniele - Potty training IP:83.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-05-19 02:56:49
How about all the potty training at the strip club!
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