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Self-appointed website owner and AHD (Acting Head Dumbass), F. Lawrence Caslin rejoices in the fact that he can do no wrong. He's not pompous, he's just full of himself.
The Zit On My Bald Spot PDF Print E-mail
Written by F. Lawrence Caslin   
Thursday, 15 May 2008

ImageImageYeah, you read it right.  I got a zit on my bald spot.

It just showed up one day.  Out of nowhere.

The one place I don't exfoliate.

Guess who found it? 

My Mom.

big zit
Doesn't this picture make you want to wash your hands?
On Mother's Day. 

I leaned over in front of her and she said, "You got a zit ... on your bald spot."

What?

She said it again.

And before I could react, she reached over and popped it.

With her motherly fingernails.

 What a mom.

 Happy Mother's Day, mom.





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"Jane" IP:71.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-05-23 23:26:04
Well, at least you weren't leaning over and she found one ... somewhere else.

I don't know if she woulda lent her fingernails to that one - ha.


Later, Cas.
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