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  I was over at one of my buddy's blogs the other day.
I tend to do this a lot, because work sucks and they don't let me download porn. Anyway, he was writing about "Laws of the Bathroom ." He neglected one very important bathroom law... ...of which I'll expand here using one of my very own recent experiences.
Joy. I'm going to start wearing Depends Undergarments so this doesn't happen any more. Here goes: My one additional bathroom rule that needs to be posted: If you see a clogged toilet brimming with poo-stew, DON'T TRY TO FLUSH IT.
I had this lovely experience last week when I had to drop a deuce. (that's cool people talk for going poo-poo on the potty)  Actual Photo of Incident!!
(I move to the next stall)
As I'm sitting there making dookie, in walks a pair of loafers. He casually strides into the clog-stall.
Loafers: MOTHER OF CHRIST!!
I know what's going to happen next ... but, because of the "no talk" rule in the men's room ... I'm not allowed to try to stop him. He TRIES TO FLUSH IT.
Of course, it does NOT flush, and immediately starts overflowing INTO MY STALL.
This begins a frantic 30 seconds where I try to expel the remaining dookie as fast as possible AND wipe said dookie before the overflowing poo water and little brown canoes reach my shoes.
It was like Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark ... ... except instead of a boulder it was a flood of turds. The moral of the story: People: Abide by the rules. Live by the Rules. And if you see my feet in the stall next to the clogged one, DON'T FLUSH THE F*CKING THING. Thanks in advance for your cooperation. |
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