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Self-appointed website owner and AHD (Acting Head Dumbass), F. Lawrence Caslin rejoices in the fact that he can do no wrong. He's not pompous, he's just full of himself.

I Bit My Lip PDF Print E-mail
Written by F. Lawrence Caslin   
Sunday, 01 June 2008

ImageImageI bit my damn lip yesterday.

I was eating and chomped down on my bottom lip.

It swole up.

(Is it swole or swelled?) 

It swelled up. 

fat lip schmuck
My lip felt as fat as this schmuck's.
I kept eating and I bit my lip again.

1) Because I'm fat and nothing stops me from eating.

2) Because the spot where I bit it before was swollen and bigger than my left nad.

Beautiful visual, yes?

And because I bit it again ...

It swelled up bigger than before.

And hurt more too.

Ten seconds later, I bit it again.

F*cking lip. 




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