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- F. Lawrence Caslin
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Self-appointed website owner and AHD (Acting Head Dumbass), F. Lawrence Caslin rejoices in the fact that he can do no wrong. He's not pompous, he's just full of himself.
The Yoga Man Cometh PDF Print E-mail
Written by F. Lawrence Caslin   
Monday, 09 June 2008

ImageImageI was driving along the other day and I saw a Subaru wagon in front of me.  On the back window was a business advertisement for Bikram Hot Yoga.  Under the name was their slogan:  DeTox, DeFat, DeStress.

The whole thing was written in a nice flowing cursive to give you that relaxing Yoga feeling.  It was pretty classy, a good way to promote the business.

Then I pulled up beside the car and burst out laughing. 

Yoga split.
Even fat men can do yoga, but they should wear something stretchy.
Driving was a sixty year old man; balding, graying, bushy mustache, scruffy beard, huge gut.  He wore a dirty t-shirt and chain-smoked like a crack addict.

You know who I expected to see behind the wheel?  A thin, attractive woman in her late-thirties with high cheekbones and a perfect complexion, her flaxen hair pulled back in a loose ponytail.  Just enough make-up that you couldn't tell she wore any.

Someone that maybe ... personified Yoga?  Is that too much to ask for?

Would you hire a mechanic who had a car he could never get started?  Would you go to a doctor who suffered from a chronic cough?  Would you trust a dentist who wore a mouthful of dentures?

Don't get me wrong.  I have nothing against fat balding men, I am one.  But I don't go around wearing a t-shirt that reads "Olympic Trainer."

 





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