My friend and I were at the mall for lunch today. There were teenage girls EVERYWHERE! Which caused me to blurt out, "I hate the mall when school is out." He agreed and then we realized how jealous we were. I mean, their biggest decision of the day has to be whether or not to go to the pool or the mall. As oppose to me - should I pay the electric bill this month or put gas in the car?

I turn 36 this year and I'm not happy about it at all. Not even a little bit. And if one more person tells me how women are like a fine wine and how they get better with age, I'm going to flip the f*ck out. I'm not a beverage people! And since my tits pretty much sit in my lap now, I doubt I'm going to get better with age. When did I get to be this age? It seems like yesterday that I was still in high school. And as miserable as I thought I was then, I would kill to be back in high school!

I turn 36 this year.

I would care less about having what everyone else has and trying to keep up with everyone else.

I would have gotten a job and saved money - I had two jobs in high school. 2 days at a Pizza Hut and two months at a grocery store. I didn't like the concept of working. And some things just don't change. 

I would have been nicer to my Mother - you know, teen angst and all.

I would have tried harder to be a nicer person. Ok, even I'm laughing at that one. I guess it's easy to say what we would do different. It's always easier to say you're going to do something that you know you don't really HAVE to do.

I'll be 36 this year. I'm not happy about it, but I can't go back and make things different now. I can only make things better going forward. So I'll just pick up my tits, swing them over my shoulder and go about my day. Just like yesterday. Just like tomorrow. And I'll stay the hell away from the mall until September!

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Barbara Doduk - I'm a Whine IP:75.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-07-04 14:47:44 I am 35 this year darling, I feel this. I said a while back to my bf, who was complaining about never having any time and how as kid you seemed to have endless time... I said... of course, that's what happens when you grow up. You don't realize how much your parent(s) do for you, how easy it is until you get older and have to pay the rent, buy the food, cook the food, do the dishes, do the cleaning, do the laundry... it all sucks away the day. I hate malls anytime of year, but yah, summer time is the worst. Love Ya Reply 0   0

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