During the first year I dated one of my boyfriends there were moments when I felt insecure. He was very handsome and looked like those old pictures of the Marlboro Man. And I did that Girl Thing where you wonder if they're as satisfied with your looks as you are with theirs.

After a while I remembered he had dated a Miss Universe and a Miss Hawaiian Tropic before he met me and I had met his ex-wife, who was extremely pretty. So then I started wondering if he was handsome enough for me. I eventually came to the realization that like water seeking its own level, attractiveness must do the same thing. Take a look at your partner; I'd guess you're both pretty evenly matched up. 

I recently saw pictures of an ex with the woman he married and I nearly stroked out. This woman looked like she could be his mother. I'd heard she was in her early 50's but man, 50 is the new 65 if she's any indication. I was glad he was going to spend his life with a woman that no man would ever be tempted to steal from him. The whole time he was with me he was jealous. "What happened to all the condoms?" "Uhhhh, we used them." If he saw a man talking to me at a party he rushed to my side and wouldn't let me out of his sight. But I was wildly in love with him so it didn't bother me. Now of course I realize he just thought I could be easily stolen away. If only he knew how such a thing could never have happened. He was The One. The One who married someone else.

His new wife was overweight and had big boobs, which she covered up in matronly clothes. She had bad teeth, and when I say bad teeth, we're talking Great Britain bad teeth. Don't get me started on her shoes. Her shoes made me cry. No one should wear shoes like that unless they're living in the Ukraine. Maybe she was one of those Russian brides that you order by mail? In which case my ex has lost both his mind and his eyesight.

This could have been her.

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Bee - Queen? IP:68.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-06-25 08:07:18 I never know what to do with that title field. I was in love with a guy who cheated on me (he used the 'I was drunk so I didn't know what I was doing' excuse I’ve been drunk too and never felt the need to hump the nearest stranger while in a committed relationship, of course I’ve never been in the same room with Brad Pitt so who knows what would happen then) so I kicked him to the curb. For years he tried getting me back up until I got married. I bumped into him one day at the mall with his fiancée and my revenge had never been sweeter. Her occupation should be scaring off animals from crops. I'm sure she was nice, though. Reply 1   0

Formerlyfun.com - Formerlyfun.com IP:72.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-06-25 10:46:56 Why would you be embarrassed that a past lover chose a woman less attractive than himself? It has nothing to do with you and btw, maybe she's a great person. Why does choosing a less attractive partner mean you think "little of yourself" and WTF do good shoes have to do with being a good mate? Also, people do not date less attractive people just because they are insecure as you suggest. I've actually found it's the other way around. People who are secure in themselves don't require arm candy to define them. And the boyfriend going out with the Hawaiian Tropic girl and Miss Universe after therapy? BS, a good therapist helps you find and desire partners who have the healthy traits to have successful relationships. The fact that he could pick two very attractive women has nothing to do with his level of psychological health, you mention nothing about these women's personalities or any other trait then their attractiveness. Does it make you feel better to believe water seeks its own level or are you afraid you match up better with the 'troll'. Maybe you were trying to be funny or glib, but this comes off as extremely shallow and a little sad. Reply 3   1

Anonymous IP:68.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-06-26 21:23:51 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Reply 1   0

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