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Cletus H. Gibson
Cletus H. Gibson, once a part of the Chuck and Cletus duo, is 28 and still single, despite winning Sunny Gulch's "Most Original Teeth" award the last two years running. He hopes acquiring a new puppy will upgrade his status.
Women Drivers PDF Print E-mail
Written by Cletus H. Gibson   
Thursday, 10 July 2008

ImageImageI know what you're thinking, but I ain't got no problem with women drivers.  Not when they're driving.  As long as they ain't putting on no makeup or talking on the phone or beating some kid in the back seat while they're trying to drive, I ain't got no problem.

But I got a favor to ask.  When you park your car, get the f*ck out of it.

Why you gotta sit there for ten minutes?  What's so important?  What the hell are you doing?

Here's the problem:  The other day I had to go to the Walmarts to get some more toilet paper and cologne.  I pulled up and saw a woman sitting in her car.  I waited for her to start it up and back out, but she just sat there.

WTF was she doing?  She had her foot on the brake but never started her car.

parked car
This was probably parked by a woman.
Instead, after three other spaces around me had opened up and been taken, she got out of the car and went in the store.

Again, wtf?

For some damn reason, she'd pulled in and sat there doing god-knows-what for god-knows-how-long.  And because she faked me out on the parking space, I was ten minutes late for Wheel of Fortune.  I missed the whole first round!

The next time I catch a woman sitting in her car for more than a minute, I'll slash her damn tires.

No, wait, I'll do something worse.  I'll follow her in the store, get behind her in line, look at her funny, and tell her she should get the diet stuff.

 




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MaryMumsy - remember IP:68.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-07-10 10:15:35
Almost all women drivers were taught how to drive by a man.
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Ross Cavins - ouch IP:98.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-07-10 10:21:00
She's got a point there, Clete.
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Daniel - oy IP:138.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-07-10 20:27:13
They may have been taught how to drive by a man but they were taught how to "park and refresh their make-up" by their mothers.

I'm just saying....
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