Formerly Fun
| Open Letter to the Man on the Airplane |
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| Written by Formerly Fun | ||||||
| Thursday, 17 July 2008 | ||||||
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I would also like to thank you for, how do I say this, accenting the seats around you with the unusual and exotic smells of your airport shop hot dog, mounded with fragrant sauerkraut. Not only did it's fruity aroma permeate better than half the plane but I had always been curious about what one would smell like as it announces its eventual descent. Thank goodness the lingering summer cold I had (that had rendered me unable to breath through my nose) abated just as we were flying home. Otherwise I would have been robbed of this unique sensory delight.  This guy was smaller than my guy. Oh, and the belching, let me not forget that. As I read my book in the precious 40 minutes my daughter would certainly nap, I could not have chosen a better addition to the ambiance than your gusto burps that no doubt signified the great pleasure you took with your culinary feast. Not to mention the constant sucking up of the contents of your sinuses. I only regret that perhaps I gave you my summer cold when you steadied yourself several times by putting your hand on my armrest as you doggedly did laps up and down the aisles. I'm sure you would have procured a Kleenex had the bathrooms not been a staggering fifteen feet from your seat. So thanks again and I hope we fellow travelers are lucky enough to share the friendly skies sometime in the near future. Sincerely, Formerly Fun
           
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First of all, let me tell you what a pleasure it was to share the MD-80 with you on our flight from Milwaukee to Los Angeles. It was really unfortunate that you occupied the seat in front of me instead of next to me because we could have talked more. Lucky for me you spoke with such vigorous volume that I managed not to miss a word you said, the entire 5 hours. | < Prev |
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