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  I got the breaking news. (By the time you read this, probably not so breaking, but…) Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up.
This in itself wasn’t all that much of a shocker. I mean, they’re celebrities. What relationship lifespan chances did they really have? But what shocked me was this. Apparently, Jimmy Kimmel had left his wife of fourteen years for Sarah. Um…say WHAT?
Now, leaving your wife for Tori Spelling? Um, okay, I guess. Leaving your gal for Julia Roberts? Okay, I can see it. Leaving your wife of many years for Madonna? I can make the leap. Leaving your wife for Angelina Jolie? No questions asked, no confusion about why you made THAT decision. But leaving your wife of even five minutes for Sarah “Barking Hard” Silverman? Buddy, have you lost your mind?  This is pretty? The funniest thing she’s done is her Matt Damon video, and honestly, what’s funny about that is the idea that Matt would do Sarah Silverman, ever. I’ve heard that she’s pretty. Other than Jimmy Kimmel, whose taste is clearly not to be trusted, who, exactly, thinks this woman is hot? She’s tall and thin, sure, and Mo’Nique, for example, isn’t. Okay. But Mo’Nique’s got sex appeal and moxie. Which, last I checked, was more appealing than whiny self-adoration. Is the standup circuit so male-dominated than any chick who walks in is automatically considered at least doable? Is this where lonely single women need to go to find love connections -- not eHarmony or similar but the Improv? I’ve heard Silverman described as sexy. Um, come again? We’re lucky if the chick combs her hair, let alone gussies up. She’s one of the boys? Yeah, she LOOKS like one of the boys. You’d convince me she was a transvestite or a tranny easier than that she’s a woman -- only most transvestites dress FAR better and most trannies look FAR more feminine. She reminds me of a guy who wants to be a girl but who hasn’t really learned HOW to be a girl yet. Hmmm…maybe Kimmel’s first wife was just too feminine for him. Maybe that Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck video was trying to tell us something after all. That Kimmel has better taste in men than he has in women. |
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