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Ross Cavins releases Follow The Money |
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Written by F. Lawrence Caslin
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Wednesday, 10 December 2008 |
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  (excerpted from a fake live radio broadcast)
F. Lawrence Caslin: We're here again with unknown author, Ross Cavins, to talk about his new book release, "Follow The Money."
Ross Cavins: Why you gotta introduce me like that?
Caslin: Like what?
Ross Cavins: Unknown. That's not very--
Caslin: Nobody knows who you are. That's what unknown means. (snickers at engineer)
Ross Cavins: Bull. I have hundreds of Facebook friends. I'm not exactly unknown.
Caslin: Facebook friends? You gotta be kidding me. What a bunch of moochers. "Will you friend me and sign up with this game?" "I've sent you a virtual flower, send one back?" Bunch a damn freebie moochers. You think they'll buy your book?
Ross Cavins: (looks at the engineer, then back at Caslin) I'm not unknown.
Caslin: I checked out your webpage after our last interview. You got like 3 Feedburner readers. That's pathetic. I've seen Erectile Dysfunction blogs with more readers than that.
 Ross Cavins: You read Erectile Dysfunction blogs?
(silence)
Caslin: My copy here says that this is a self-published book. What's up with that?
Ross Cavins: You read Erectile Dysfunction blogs?
(silence)
Caslin: So this ain't a real book, huh? Why not? You couldn't get a real publisher to put it out? Is it not any good?
Ross Cavins: You read Erectile Dysfunction blogs?
(silence)
Caslin: We've been chatting with unpublished author, Ross Cavins, about his new book, "Follow The Money." You won't find it in stores because it's not a real book, but I read that you can get it on Amazon.com. Never heard of them. Must be a second-rate outfit. Oh, he's got a website, too. http://www.RossCavins.com . I hear he's got a launch deal going. |
F. Lawrence Caslin
