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Written by F. Lawrence Caslin
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Monday, 12 January 2009 |
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  I have done a good deed. I saved some poor slob from gaining weight during the holidays.
I'm a miracle worker, I tell you. I have discovered the secret to not gaining weight.
A report from the Texas Medical Association states that "most studies show the average American gains 8 pounds during the period from Thanksgiving to New Year's Day."
That's a lot of weight. Eight pounds can make the difference between belt holes.
It can make the difference between stretch pants and Dockers.
So following this report mathematically, I gained enough weight during the holidays to keep some lucky guy fit and trim.
By the law of averages, he didn't gain a thing. I got it all.
He owes me.
Big.
When you see this guy skipping down the street, happy with his taught 6-pack abs ... tell him to give me a call.
He can take me out to the Golden Corral buffet to celebrate. |
F. Lawrence Caslin
