Every day I drive my children to school. As I sit in the drop-off lane, I am always saddened and perplexed by the fact that people who are utterly without common sense are procreating.

To me? It does not seem complicated. As you drive to the school there are numerous large signs which indicate things such as: DROP-OFF LANE and PARKING LOT. One would gather, based simply on the name, that the DROP-OFF LANE would be where you, oh, I don’t know, drop off the children. And the parking lot would be where you would park your car if you were going in.  See, cause “park” is part of the name. It’s not rocket science.

Maybe no one who has a child at my children’s school can read. I’m not sure.

Because what actually happens every single day? Is some Douche-nozzle in the biggest most yellow Hummer one could ever imagine drives up to the drop-off lane and parks, blocking both sides of the drop-off lane and effectively crapping a big douche-patty all over everyone who is actually trying to get there and drop off their children. Said Douche-nozzle then gets out of his or her car and very casually walks around, extracts fourteen children and their Hannah Montana backpacks, and strolls into the school. To do what, I’m not sure. I didn’t like school when I was there, I certainly don’t want to hang out there now.

The other parent we see, of course, is the one who is so important that they cannot POSSIBLY be expected to wait in the drop-off lane with all the rest of the peons, so it is necessary for them to drive into the parking lot to drop-off their children. However, these people are so important that they can’t even be bothered to park. Most of them in fact, don’t even stop their cars. Instead, they slow down a bit, the children jump out and they speed off, leaving the children to navigate the minefield that is the drop-off lane. 

There is no crossing guard. The children dart through traffic much like Frogger in 1982.

I believe the children are our future or some crap and I really wish the other parents felt the same. Or at the very least, slowed down when they dropped off those kids. I imagine road rash is pretty difficult to get off Hannah Montana's face.

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Kymburlee IP:70.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-02-01 10:43:06 Okay, you are such a hoot! Loved this! Reply 0   0

notsosmallfries IP:70.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-02-01 12:37:35 Road rash on backpack Hanna Montana's face? LOL! That's a mental image. Reply 0   0

J IP:72.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-02-01 14:08:01 I loved it Chick. I love that now I have another place I can read you at. And? I think our kids go to the same school..... Reply 0   0

CPA Mom IP:66.xxx.xxx.xxx | 2008-02-02 09:36:01 I am so proud of you CHICK!! Reply 0   0

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