Have one thing in common.  They can both pull off the lone mustache.  That's right gay guys and country boys can have the mustache by itself.  Occasionally a black guy can also pull it off but if you see a white guy and he's got just the mustache ten times out of ten he's decked out in either camouflage or Banana Republic. 

I think Tom Selleck was the last straight white guy to pull it off. But when you think about it he could have been gay. Remember Three Men and a Baby? Any movie with the words "three men" in it might as well be considered to be gay porn!

To add more proof, it's the same rule for the handlebar mustache which is quite arguably the gayest looking fashion choice ever. For a gay man it makes him look a million times gayer and for the redneck it makes him look a million times more manly and redneck!

I rest my case.

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ginikoch Author | 2008-05-31 14:38:30 It's almost scary how accurate you are with this. My husband cannot pull off the lone mustache, and I agree that Selleck was THE last straight guy ever able to do it who wasn't a redneck. But, maybe he WAS a redneck. I mean, for the association he was keeping and the location for "Magnum", maybe he was rockin' the 'stache 'cause he was Hawaii's redneck. And I keep on seeing Freddy Mercury as proof of fact that gay guys can totally pull it off without issue... You are so wise in the ways of science. Reply 0   0

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