Mother Theresa
| G Spotting |
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| Sunday, 16 March 2008 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Why doesn’t it surprise me that he’s Italian? Supposedly the source of the most intense orgasms women can have, the G spot is harder to find than a condom in a convent. After all, this isn’t like finding the male source of orgasms, which is proudly on display for the world to see. The G spot is a hidden treasure, and many have succumbed to exhaustion while searching for it. A lucky few say they’ve found it, which pisses off the rest because it makes them look bad. So, does the G spot exist? What exactly is it? And, more importantly, how do I find it? These are the questions that people have been asking themselves for years. Well, the answers are finally here, but not everyone will like them.
But girls, before you run off to have that test, it's not all good news. The Italian study also found that only some women are lucky enough to have such a spot. Whaaat? You mean it’s real and not everybody gets one? That’s like saying to a guy, “Sorry, only some men have a penis, but you aren’t one of them.” Hardly seems fair, does it? I mean, now that we know where it is, what if we don’t have it? And here we thought it would be as easy as whipping out a little map and saying, “See, G marks the spot.” This could even lead to a new sort of sexual discrimination. Men may start to ask, “Do you have it or not?” before getting involved with a woman. In fact, this G spotting idea is sounding worse and worse all the time. Sure, the women who have it could have it mapped out, but for the rest it would be like saying “Sorry, you’re screwed…oh wait, I mean, you’re not.” As if the whole thing weren’t complicated enough to begin with. As far as I’m concerned, if only around twenty percent of women have a G spot, then it’s probably not essential anyway. Are G spot orgasms really so much better than normal ones? Maybe the women who have it are exaggerating to make the rest of us jealous. Kind of like Meg Ryan, in When Harry Met Sally. For a fake orgasm, that did look pretty real. So, while these women go on about "waves of pleasure spreading out across the whole body” to make us all want have what they’re having, people may be missing out on all the other fun sex has to offer, just because they only see one option on the menu. I’m thinking that instead of wasting our money on a test that might tell us something we don’t want to hear, we should relax and forget about it. Think of all the fun we can have, and all the money we’ll save, while we conduct our own experiments. And don't bash those ordinary orgasms because they can be pretty damn good. Who knows, maybe while we're at it, we’ll find out that it’s not G that marks the spot, but X, Y or Z.
           
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